There were too many carnivorous felines and they already devoured that poor bastard. As agile as The Neanderthal is, he knew he would not be able to outjump and escape the psychotic felines before they too, devoured him.
"I'm just helping to keep the population down" she says sweetly. The only witnesses to her crimes? Her loyal but psychotic felines. And now you. Where and who will she strike next?
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Neanderthal Cat Food
There were too many carnivorous felines and they already devoured that poor bastard. As agile as The Neanderthal is, he knew he would not be able to outjump and escape the psychotic felines before they too, devoured him.
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Decapitation of a Scarecrow
Propped up lifeless on a stake to ward of birds, the scarecrow was unaware of his decapitation when the seemingly sweet little old lady helped him down.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Strangulation at the Auto Shop
Responding to a 911 call for a "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up" call, the first responder was unaware of his impending demise.
Portrait of a Serial Killer Cat Lady
She may seem like a sweet little old lady. But looks can be deceiving. Deadly deceiving. Leaving wakes of bodies in her murderous spree, she kills. One by one. Decapitation. Strangulation. Drowning. Dismemberment. "I'm just helping to keep the population down" she allegedly says sweetly. The only witnesses her to crimes? Her loyal but psychotic felines. And now you.
Where and who will she strike next?
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